Where to begin...

My life reads like a novel, going in and out of ridiculousness. Is that word? Anyway, during this current block of time, I seem to be the focus of the SMCSD. They won't leave me alone. I have guns so what. They are all registered, and I'm a registered gun owner. I'm not different from any other gun owner, so do they keep messing with me. Something to do, I guess. I'm so sick of going to court, I want to tell them to kiss my ass. To make matters worse, the judge went to school with my mother. Its awful.